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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost? If she doesn’t answer, move a little closer and ask again. Then you’ll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is." The man goes home and tries it out.

" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put in the poor box." The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. " The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in! He walks in the door and says, "Honey, what’s for dinner? He repeats this several times, until he’s standing just a few feet away from her.

You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???

You picture the two of you together, growing old together.

Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy." When you are married .... The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina? The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours! He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Bill asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me? Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!A Single bed for 2 isn’t THAT bad When you are married ….A King size bed feels like an army cot When you are dating…..

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