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Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. Do it." - "Okay, Okay." - "Oh, that's a sweet little pucker." Starsky & Hutch (2004) Play clip (excerpt):"We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. But dicks also f--k assholes - assholes that just want to s--t on everything. The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself. " - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God! " - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked! " - "Lower your voice." - "Wait a minute, what is that anyway?
And maybe even pray that the people telling you what to do have some, too. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain." - "Really? I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f--k this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit! Because pussies are only an inch and half away from assholes.